I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
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i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
well well well we meet again
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin
(Source: slurmmckenzie)
(Source: scaredpotter)
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
Not sure if Greek gods had small junk or the sculptor didn’t want to have to sculpt that part…
(Source: trillow)
I’M DYING hELP
“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj
is it possible for someone to get over this
West is gonna be so proud some day.
Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)
We’re all going to be such messed up parents.
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
OHMYGOD
omg that house
(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey)
Me at your funeral
(Source: tibets)
Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)
Internet people…
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for special people.
(Source: jamezmasjew)
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